关于easycore44
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The Mugshot
You have uploaded a profile pic! Hello there, beautiful
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Launching your Brand
You have uploaded a cover photo! I like what you did with the place!
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Immortalised
One of your videos has been turned into an animated GIF! May it be reposted until the end of times!
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iFap
You have logged into your account for the first time using a tablet! It’s not the size of the tablet that matters; it’s how you use it
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The Hand Held
You have accessed your account for the first time using a mobile device! How handy!
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Miss/Mister Popularity
You have reached 50 subscribers! Hey, fifty fans! That’s a big step!
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The Squire
Your profile has been viewed 1,000 times! Someone’s getting a lot of attention, keep it up!
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The Gatherer
You have 10 favorites in your porn bank. So you found 10 perfect videos that work for you. You’re welcome...
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The Porn Buff
You've watched 10 videos – This is just the beginning, trust me.
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The Two Thumbs Up
You've watched 500 videos – Lotion or no lotion, that is the question.
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The Virgin
Congrats! You have accessed your account for the first time! Enjoy the ride on Many Faps Road.
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The Freshman
You have accessed your account for the 10th time! I take it you’ve enjoyed the 9 last times?
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The Sophomore
You have accessed your account for the 100th time! Maximus Fappitus, you’re a true Pornhub warrior!
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1 year old account
Our very first anniversary, I wish us many more!
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2 year old account
Two years of pleasure!
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3 year old account
Three years… Ah! The memories!
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4 year old account
Most relationships don’t even last this long #funfact
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5 year old account
That’s half a decade of watching porn.. woah… that’s impressive.
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6 year old account
I guess we were a match made in heaven. Who would’ve known that 6 years later, you would still be fapping on me.
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7 year old account
No 7 year itch here! Thanks for 7 fappy years